Monday, March 28, 2011

Ukrainian National Pastime

Here is how the product looks when you
buy it
The most popular national pastime of Ukrainians (as well as our brilliant relaxation practice) is eating sunflower seeds. As you are working to liberate the seed from the shell, you forget about all your troubles and experience true nirvana. Sunflower seeds also help to lower blood pressure, which is important for Ukrainians whose national cuisine augurs early death from a stroke to people who consume it on a regular basis.

In these photos you can see the most recent innovation in the complex process of struggling with sunflower seeds. I hope that the talented individual who invented this fantastic thing makes a lot of money off it because it isn't often that people come up with something this amazing.

And this is how the contraption looks
while you are using it
The seeds are sold in a plastic cup that is located inside of another plastic cup. You join them with a red plastic clip and place the shells in the empty cup. You can easily carry the whole contraption wherever you go. When you are done, you just close the cup with a plastic lid and throw it out. Is that amazing or what?

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"And He's Not Even a Marxist!": The Nation's Shabby Coverage of William Cronon's Persecution

In case you haven't heard the story, William Cronon is a professor of history at the University of Wisconsin-Madison who has recently become a victim of persecution on the part of the state's Republicans. They are filing a lawsuit demanding access to Cronon's emails that contain words such as “Republican,” “collective bargaining,” “rally,” and “union.” You can find Cronon's blog that explains what happened and why here

Of course, any thinking individual who values freedom of speech is appalled at this most recent show of contempt for the Constitution of the United States on the part of the GOP. However, some progressive journalists have taken a very strange approach to defending the right of a scholar to mention the word "union" in his emails. This is an excerpt from an article that The Nation, a magazine that I subscribe to and like, has published on the subject in its blog:
Many faculty members call themselves “Marxists” or “socialists,” and some describe themselves as “anarchists” or “revolutionaries”—but Cronon doesn’t. He’s not Bill Ayres, the education professor at the University of Illinois-Chicago who happily defends his Weatherman past. Cronon describes himself as a “centrist.” He says he’s never belonged to the Democratic (or the Republican) party.
How is it relevant at all whether Cronon is or is not a Marxist, an anarchist, a satan-worshipper or a creature from the Blue Lagoon? Are we to have different standards for people based on how they identify politically? Is a persecution of somebody who is politically centrist more egregious than the persecution of a radical?  I couldn't care less about Cronon's politics in this situation. All that matters to me is that he should be able to say, write and publish whatever he wants freely and without fear of persecution.

British Government Fails Maths, Economics

The British government has decided to change the way English universities are funded. They say that this will improve teaching quality; I doubt it. Worse, however, is that the new scheme, the stated justification for which was to save money, is now seriously at risk of being too expensive. From next year universities will be allowed to charge up to £9,000 per year for undergraduate courses, up from the current limit of just over £3,000. However the government is also cutting their basic funding allowance by 80% to compensate. So government pays less and students pay more - eventually; the government will pay all the money up front in the form of a loan to the students.

The government's cost projections assumed that the mean fee at English universities, and hence the mean size of their loans, would be £7,500 per year. Why, no-one seems to know. Sources are unanimous that this was what they assumed, but no-one links to any kind of report explaining why. Maybe they gazed into a magic crystal ball. Parliament, performing a separate analysis, also worked under the assumption of £7,500, and their reason was that

we have assumed that... this fee covers the 80% reduction in [central government funding]. The average fee... is assumed to be £7,500 per annum for an undergraduate degree.
However, this is just silly. For averagefees to be £7,500, anyone charging some amount more than that, would have to be balanced out by someone charging the same amount less. That's what an average is.

However, no-one can afford to charge less, even if they wanted to, because they need to charge £7,500 to pay for their teaching and break even. £7,500 is the minimum not the average. But plenty will want to charge more. Oxford and Cambridge, for instance, were blatantly going to charge the top amount, because they're "top" universities. As a result, every other university which aspires to be elite will have to charge £9k, to keep up with Oxbridge.

Hence a domino effect goes down the line: every university will want to charge as much as the ones immediately ahead of them, so as not to look cheap. (The alternative, that they'd try to undercut them in price, makes no sense when you consider the amounts of money involved; the savings to the students would be minimal but the message - "we are cheap, therefore not very good" - would be loud and clear.)

I've whipped up a little plot showing all the universities which have currently announced their fees along with their position in the latest university rankings. A few small institutions are unranked and so don't appear.

The rankings go up to 115 so if the universities ranked over 58 charge over £7.5k, the others would have to charge less to cancel them out. I'll try to update this chart when fees are announced, but I think it's a forgone conclusion that this won't happen. Last updated 06/04/2011 10 am. See also here for a frequently-updated expert analysis.

The government is now seriously talking about having to cut what little direct university funding remains, in order to avoid losing money - from a policy which was supposed to save money. Yet this was always going to happen given what I said above. Indeed this policy, which was sold to the country as a cost-cutting measure, was always going to, at best, break even until the graduates repay their loans, and they won't even start doing that until the first batch graduate, in 2015 which is the next election year.

So there seem to be only two possible options. Maybe they knew it wouldn't save money, but in that case, why did they do it? It's not winning them any votes, so there must be a long-term plan, but what? The other possibility is that they genuinely thought it would save money. So it's a question of bungling incompetence vs. mysterious scheme. I'm not sure which is worse.

British Government Fails Maths, Economics

The British government has decided to change the way English universities are funded. They say that this will improve teaching quality; I doubt it. Worse, however, is that the new scheme, the stated justification for which was to save money, is now seriously at risk of being too expensive. From next year universities will be allowed to charge up to £9,000 per year for undergraduate courses, up from the current limit of just over £3,000. However the government is also cutting their basic funding allowance by 80% to compensate. So government pays less and students pay more - eventually; the government will pay all the money up front in the form of a loan to the students.

The government's cost projections assumed that the mean fee at English universities, and hence the mean size of their loans, would be £7,500 per year. Why, no-one seems to know. Sources are unanimous that this was what they assumed, but no-one links to any kind of report explaining why. Maybe they gazed into a magic crystal ball. Parliament, performing a separate analysis, also worked under the assumption of £7,500, and their reason was that

we have assumed that... this fee covers the 80% reduction in [central government funding]. The average fee... is assumed to be £7,500 per annum for an undergraduate degree.
However, this is just silly. For averagefees to be £7,500, anyone charging some amount more than that, would have to be balanced out by someone charging the same amount less. That's what an average is.

However, no-one can afford to charge less, even if they wanted to, because they need to charge £7,500 to pay for their teaching and break even. £7,500 is the minimum not the average. But plenty will want to charge more. Oxford and Cambridge, for instance, were blatantly going to charge the top amount, because they're "top" universities. As a result, every other university which aspires to be elite will have to charge £9k, to keep up with Oxbridge.

Hence a domino effect goes down the line: every university will want to charge as much as the ones immediately ahead of them, so as not to look cheap. (The alternative, that they'd try to undercut them in price, makes no sense when you consider the amounts of money involved; the savings to the students would be minimal but the message - "we are cheap, therefore not very good" - would be loud and clear.)

I've whipped up a little plot showing all the universities which have currently announced their fees along with their position in the latest university rankings. A few small institutions are unranked and so don't appear.

The rankings go up to 115 so if the universities ranked over 58 charge over £7.5k, the others would have to charge less to cancel them out. I'll try to update this chart when fees are announced, but I think it's a forgone conclusion that this won't happen. Last updated 06/04/2011 10 am. See also here for a frequently-updated expert analysis.

The government is now seriously talking about having to cut what little direct university funding remains, in order to avoid losing money - from a policy which was supposed to save money. Yet this was always going to happen given what I said above. Indeed this policy, which was sold to the country as a cost-cutting measure, was always going to, at best, break even until the graduates repay their loans, and they won't even start doing that until the first batch graduate, in 2015 which is the next election year.

So there seem to be only two possible options. Maybe they knew it wouldn't save money, but in that case, why did they do it? It's not winning them any votes, so there must be a long-term plan, but what? The other possibility is that they genuinely thought it would save money. So it's a question of bungling incompetence vs. mysterious scheme. I'm not sure which is worse.

Passport Ownership by State

Through Mike's great blog that is always filled with useful links I found the following map that shows how many people own a passport in each state of this country:


The article that accompanies this map explains that
States with more passport holders are also happier. There is a significant correlation (.55) between happiness (measured via Gallup surveys) and a state’s percentage of passport holders.  Yet again, that correlation holds when we control for income.
I wonder if we can use this data in the promotion of our university's Study Abroad program.

It makes absolute sense that people who have traveled to other countries would be happier. After interacting with people from other cultures, seeing how they live and becoming friendly with them, travelers are less likely to buy into anxiety-producing  mythology of besieged Americans who are envied and hated by everybody else on the planet.

O que eu também não entendo - Jota Quest


Essa não é mais uma carta de amor

São pensamentos soltos

Traduzidos em palavras

Prá que você possa entender

O que eu também não entendo...



Amar não é ter que ter

Sempre certeza

É aceitar que ninguém

É perfeito prá ninguém

É poder ser você mesmo

E não precisar fingir

É tentar esquecer

E não conseguir fugir, fugir...



Já pensei em te largar

Já olhei tantas vezes pro lado

Mas quando penso em alguém

É por você que fecho os olhos

Sei que nunca fui perfeito

Mas com você eu posso ser

Até eu mesmo

Que você vai entender...



Posso brincar de descobrir

Desenho em nuvens

Posso contar meus pesadelos

E até minhas coisas fúteis

Posso tirar a tua roupa

Posso fazer o que eu quiser

Posso perder o juízo

Mas com você

Eu tô tranquilo, tranquilo...



Agora o que vamos fazer

Eu também não sei

Afinal, será que amar

É mesmo tudo?

Se isso não é amor

O que mais pode ser?

Tô aprendendo também...

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UK's David Cameron Pushes for the Destruction of Academia

So many things have happened while I've been away that I hardly know what to blog about first. The conservative assault on scholarship in the UK is one of the topics that deserve immediate attention of all of us who value intelligence and oppose the cult of ignorance promoted by conservative forces everywhere. David Cameron's government will now pull the funding of all research in the Humanities that does not support his weird idea of "big society":
Academics will study the "big society" as a priority, following a deal with the government to secure funding from cuts. The Arts and Humanities Research Council (AHRC) will spend a "significant" amount of its funding on the prime minister's vision for the country, after a government "clarification" of the Haldane principle – a convention that for 90 years has protected the right of academics to decide where research funds should be spent. Under the revised principle, research bodies must work to the government's national objectives, although the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills said that ministers will not meddle in individual projects. It is claimed the AHRC was told that research into the "big society" was non-negotiable if it wished to maintain its funding at £100m a year.
The article where I found the above-quoted statement proceeds to suggest that
It is government money. They have the right to spend it on what they want.
This, of course, is completely ridiculous. This money doesn't belong to the government. It belongs to the taxpayers who hired the government to manage this money. If the way these hired managers administer the funds given to them by the people does not serve the public good, the citizens of the country have every right to send the government packing.

The problem with forcing academics to pursue only those projects that study the "big society" is that nobody really knows what this concepts actually means. It was coined in order to promote a political campaign of a party that is not famous for its high intelligence and is supposed to have as its goal 
 to create a climate that empowers local people and communities, building a big society that will 'take power away from politicians and give it to people'.
I don't think that even the people who came up with this strange definition know exactly what it's supposed to mean. As a result, it will be possible for the UK's conservative government to exercise firm control over the country's intellectuals based on a set of criteria that nobody has even bothered to define.

What Cameron and his posse of fools don't understand is that when people start their research, they don't know where it is going to lead them. If you begin a research project and expect it to reach a predetermined set of conclusions, you are going to fail. A responsible academic does not conduct research in order to support ideas s/he had before beginning the project. Nobody can reasonably guarantee that the funding one received to promote the "big society" will end up supporting conclusions that have anything to do with that goal.

Now, every academic who wants to engage in a project will have to come up with elaborate ways of convincing illiterate idiots in charge that the project in question will fit into these unintelligent politicians' view of what the country needs. This will result in a lot of aggravation, bureaucracy, corruption and will bring about absolutely no positive results whatsoever. Unless, of course, you count the destruction of UK's academia among positive results. This, I believe, is the ultimate goal of the British government.